I couldn't believe that I was invited to a party! I never get invited to anything except funerals, and when I heard it was a costume party, I raced to the costume shop to get one. All there were left were hooker outfits, but I figured nothing was going to stop me to getting to this party. I had to admit, I made a good looking...

The library is a great place to learn new things about life, but who knew the lesson would come from the librarian instead of a book? I was upset about some big ass paper I had to write, and when I asked the sexy librarian for help finding a book, I got upset because I had to cover the swelling in my pants. Who hires big titted librarians...